WERE TRUMP ASSASSINATION ATTEMPTS STAGED?

The French have a saying “Jamais deux sans trois” meaning that things often happen in a series of 3.  Considering the pessimistic character of the French, it normally implies that something bad will happen to complete the series.

The two previous failed assassination attempts could be interpreted in one of four ways:

1.    Trump is extremely lucky.

2.    The would-be assassins were extremely incompetent.

3.    Trump is the Messiah sent by God, as the Evangelicals always claimed.

4.    The assassination attempts were staged.

Now just imagine that instead of Trump, Biden or Kamala Harris had been the subject of two assassination attempts. Within minutes following the events, the Conservative traditional and social media would have been littered with conspiracy theories suggesting in unequivocal terms, that the whole thing was staged for political purposes. After all, bullshit is the hallmark of the Trump Party.

That the same allegations regarding Trump crossed the mind of normal people, is however not so far-fetched considering the lengths the MAGA insiders are prepared to go to ensure the Second Coming of Trump.

So, how will the third attempt proceed?

Assuming that the previous four interpretations of the failed assassination attempts are false, that leaves us with only one hypothetical guess:

With the insight into what Donald Trump did to America and the world after being reelected in the year 2024 of the Common Era, someone from the future will come to make certain that the apocalyptic future of America does not happen.

This could be just bullshit, but not more than the Trump Party usually generously dispense to gullible citizens. Although, since time travel is rhetorically possible, we cannot totally discount that possibility. Just like “Jamais deux sans trois”, everything is possible.